Heaven and Hell on Earth

Have you listen a joke about "Heaven and Hell on Earth?"
ok... the joke is :
In this world...

It is Heaven when :
-The cook is French
-The officer is British
-The engineer is German
-The banker is Swiss
-The lover is Italian

It is Hell when:
>The cook is British
>The officer is German
>The engineer is French
>The banker is Italian
>The lovers is Swiss